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Episode #230:
Goldensweet's Comix

Lo! just beyond the skyline he may stand, speak just without...

Episode #229:
Back in the Day

Alas! what boots it with uncessant care to tend the homely, ...

Episode #228:
Perfect Stars is Still Relevant Comics

Let my deep silence speak for me more than for them their sw...

Episode #227:
B-MORE WARY

Your wrath appeased, I pray be kind if Mopsus should the dom...

Episode #226:
Pink Plague and the Neon Scabs

In her is the end of breeding. Her boredom is exquisite and ...

Episode #225:
Comics You Should Make

As far from pity as complaint, as cool to speech as stone, a...

Episode #224:
Splotches

Yes, you have it; I can see. Beautiful?... Dear, look at me!...

Episode #223:
Copy Cat Core Comics

Such a trouble! Not but I’ve every reason not to care what h...

Episode #222:
Economic Melancholia

It is all very well, but for myself I know I stirred certain...

Episode #221:
R.I.P. Nasty Bean

And if a white face moon looks in through a window where a b...

Episode #220:
Cosmic Retards

I had my birth where stars were born, in the dim eons of the...

Episode #219:
Inadvisable Jokes Comics

Your soul-torch by the cruel gale is blown, as desperate as ...

Episode #218:
Sad Vacay

I am a king of everything my roving eyes survey. My kingdom’...

Episode #217:
The Job Isn't So Bad Comics

Willis brought up besides the Boston lawyer a little barefoo...

Episode #216:
The Sound of Fitness

The breath goes by; the word, the light, elude; and we stay ...

Episode #215:
Strapping Young Ginger

Shake back your hair, O red-headed girl. Let go your laughte...

Episode #214:
The Eyes

The harsh, cold wind of my words drove on, and still I watch...

Episode #213:
Sharkey's Interdimensional Adventures, Part 2

I write. He sits beside my chair, and scribbles, too, in hus...

Episode #212:
Sharkey's Interdimensional Adventures, Part 1

I said, this misery must end: Shall I, that am a man and kno...

Episode #211:
Cosmic Dancer

‘O Night! thou furnace of foul-reeking smoke, let not the je...

Episode #210:
Shit Dracula Q & A

Conceived in lust, brought up in sordid sin, how could I hop...

Episode #209:
Shit Dracula, Part Eeeee

She pulled the thread and bit the thread and made a golden g...

Episode #208:
Romantic Dream: Nipples

A face I know is beautiful -— with fire and gold of sky and ...

Episode #207:
Romantic Dream: Soldiers

It visits home, to hear the fireside tale, or in sweet conve...

Episode #206:
The Lovers
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And there was no Camelot now -- now that no Queen was there,...

Episode #205:
Mom and Pop Comix

Flushed in the dark, you put your dreams to bed; but as you ...

Episode #204:
Skull Swallow

Before their eyes in sudden view appear the secrets of the h...

Episode #203:
Texas Hold-Em

Bunch of girls at Brown’s Hotel; Knows the steps, and dances...

Episode #202:
Shit Dracula, Part Eww

Child of the race that butt and rear! Not less, alas! his li...

Episode #201:
Shit Dracula, Part Von

Thou didst sleep beneath the beats of my tumultuous heart, a...

Episode #200:
Wow Two Hundred


Episode #199:
Happiest in America

I'll never be a lap dog, licking dirty feet, a sleek dog, a ...

Episode #198:
Suggestive Snax

Of her bright face one glance will trace a picture on the br...

Episode #197:
Peach Pie's Last Stand

Here’s an old story I’ve re-made, imagining ’twould better p...

Episode #196:
SUPER HOBO RADIO GLOVE

The owlets through the long blue night are shouting to each ...

Episode #195:
The Beautiful Boys of the Copycat Building

Out of the seething cauldron of my woes, where sweets and sa...

Episode #194:
Endless Dance Party

Ah whither, whither is their forward flight through endless ...

Episode #193:
Ninety-Nine Catch 22s - Part VII of VII

Whither I turn and set like a needle steadfastly, waiting ev...

Episode #192:
Ninety-Nine Catch 22s - Part VI of VII

Glimmering still in ecstasy, commingled wines of you and me ...

Episode #191:
Ninety-Nine Catch 22s - Part V of VII

Oh drink me up that I may be within your cup like a mystery,...

Episode #190:
Ninety-Nine Catch 22s - Part IV of VII

And still before the altar I exult the bowl brimful, and cry...

Episode #189:
Ninety-Nine Catch 22s - Part III of VII

And to my lips' bright crimson rim the passion slips, and do...

Episode #188:
Ninety-Nine Catch 22s - Part II of VII

I lift to you my bowl of kisses, and through the temple’s bl...

Episode #187:
Ninety-Nine Catch 22s - Part I of VII

Now I am all one bowl of kisses, such as the tall slim votar...

Episode #186:
Badass College Dropouts by Pilar


Episode #185:
Post Post-Feminist


Episode #184:
MASH


Episode #183:
When the Kids go Swimming at Prettyboy Reservoir


Episode #182:
Ghost Macaroni

Slam the window, bolt the door, yet he’ll enter in and stay;...

Episode #181:
The Unrequited Loves of my Boarding School Days Comix

One is a harlot, and one a child that never looked upon man ...

Episode #180:
Carabella Comix


Episode #179:
Terribly

But I have drunk enough of life — the cup assign'd to me das...

Episode #178:
Snack Hazard

Saturnian mother! why dost thou devour thy offspring, who by...

Episode #177:
Victory!


Episode #176:
Perfect Warz


Episode #175:
Romantic


Episode #174:
Pen Fifteen by Zach Hazard


Episode #173:
Perfect Scars by Zach Hazard


Episode #172:
Property of Zach Hazard


Episode #171:
Perfect Bars by Zach Hazard


Episode #170:
Perfect Pilars by Zach Hazard


Episode #169:
Melt Face

Throwing love for a cheap thing belonging to everybody -- ch...

Episode #168:
Yes You Do Work at a Cake Shop

Nay, but she sleeps like a bride, and dreams her dreams of p...

Episode #167:
Secret Secrets About Me

Sweet is the swamp with its secrets, until we meet a snake; ...

Episode #166:
The Most Expensive Thing I Could Think Of

Away with old romance! Away with novels, plots, and plays of...

Episode #165:
Dreaming of Baltimore

So still the night, these two long barques round Dunashad th...

Episode #164:
LOL BALZAC

Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there i...

Episode #163:
Perfectly Filthy Stars

I, whom fortune smiled on! I in a village, spouting to gapin...

Episode #162:
Nefarious Angels

Are not we servile to words and an usurping brain, infidels ...

Episode #161:
The Perfect Sailboat

Give a man a girl he can love, as I, O my love, love thee; a...

Episode #160:
Valentine's Wilde

Oh to make the most jubilant poem! Even to set off these, an...

Episode #159:
Comics from the Bottom of the Barrel

I stole to the vast moonlight and the whispering life outsid...

Episode #158:
The Finale Rap

If you have taken a musketoon to flinders 'twill flash 'neat...

Episode #157:
Conversations with An Ex-Boyfriend II

Fish say, they have their Stream and Pond; but is there anyt...

Episode #156:
Geraldine in Mourning
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She mourns, sweet tuneful youth, thy hapless fate; tho’ all ...

Episode #155:
Pokemon Stars

To make of monsters and things indigest such cherubins as yo...

Episode #154:
Somehow I Still Like Cake

Young engineer, you meant as fair a tribute to the better pa...

Episode #153:
A Tiger Fat Friar

Over wide streams and mountains great we went, and, save whe...

Episode #152:
Ghost Cake

His conversation seldom, his laughter like the breeze that d...

Episode #151:
You Still Work at a Cake Shop Comics

The river is gold under a sunset of Illinois. It is a molten...

Episode #150:
More With Mom and Pop

'He went away,' my mother sang, 'When I was brought to bed,'...

Episode #149:
Detestible Filth

The starry palaces shine o’er the sparkle of the heavenly se...

Episode #148:
You Work at a Cake Shop Comics

The enormous cliff of horse-chestnut trees has poised on eac...

Episode #147:
Whispered Apologies

Hark! yet he mutters; His slumbers are but varied agonies; T...

Episode #146:
In The Beginnings V & VI

Show me the noblest Youth of present time, whose trembling f...

Episode #145:
In The Beginnings III & IV

As Adam, early in the morning, walking forth from the bower,...

Episode #144:
In The Beginnings I & II

God who created me nimble and light of limb, in three elemen...

Episode #143:
Miss Manners

Here, Charmian, take my bracelets, they bar with a purple st...

Episode #142:
Seamstressss

See, yes, to listen see even madam deign, when the smug seam...

Episode #141:
21 Monsterssss

And from my blood thou didst imbibe the fresh and glorious a...

Episode #140:
Ice Cream Dreams

My feet are feathered like a bird among the shadows scarcely...

Episode #139:
Guess What's Boring

A lonely lake, a lonely shore, a lone pine leaning on the mo...

Episode #138:
Itch

Nor should she be too rich, because the rich are driven by w...

Episode #137:
Miss Purpose

My life's blossom might have bloomed on all sides, save for ...

Episode #136:
Check You Out

He was still bound by fear and superstition, by ignorance, s...

Episode #135:
Bronchitis Comics


Episode #134:
Mom and Pop


Episode #133:
The Smallest Ghost


Episode #132:
King of Plants


Episode #131:
Rappacinni


Episode #130:
Those Nebulous Stars


Episode #129:
Very Inaccessible Comics


Episode #128:
Guest Comic by Seth


Episode #127:
Dinosaur Comics 2: Better Than Dinosaur Comics
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Alternate last panel: Dudes! I'm Evolving!...

Episode #126:
Conversations with An Ex-Boyfriend


Episode #125:
Pill Bug, and that's final!


Episode #124:
Pill Bug, furthermore...


Episode #123:
Pill Bug, moreover...


Episode #122:
Pill Bug, cont.


Episode #121:
Pill Bug


Episode #120:
Tetris


Episode #119:
Howz ur Sickness?


Episode #118:
Fashion Model Future


Episode #117:
It Always Makes Me Feel So Romantic

There the gum-drops grow like cherries, and taffy's thick as...

Episode #116:
Snonk!

And Love! that noble madness, whose august and inextinguisha...

Episode #115d:
October Pinup 4 of 4 - Romantic

Four beating wings, two beaks, a swirling mass tight grappli...

Episode #115c:
October Pinup 3 of 4 - Oscar Wilde Weiner


Episode #115b:
October Pinup 2 of 4 - You have set yourself to music...

Thou mayest levy tithe and dole; Thou shalt spread the woodl...

Episode #115a:
October Pinup 1 of 4 - Change Clothes and Go!

I know the moon and the lake have twisted the roots under my...

Episode #114:
Confession


Episode #113:
Middle School

Wee, modest crimson-tippèd flow'r, thou's met me in an evil ...

Episode #112:
Sharky and Paisley

Of what use is language? A beast of the field moans a few ti...

Episode #111:
Cream Soda Bottle Rocks It


Episode #110:
Wisdom
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Thou greybeard, old Wisdom, may boast of thy treasures; give...

Episode #109:
Sweet Case

Here lie remembrancers of childish joys: old fairy-volumes, ...

Episode #108:
Drug Sultan


Episode #107:
Rose Parade


Episode #106:
Regina's Fault
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Episode #105:
Hooker Campbell Choreography


Episode #104:
The Watcher
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Episode #103:
Lovely Bones


Episode #102:
True Love
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Episode #101:
Valentine is a Villain


Episode #100:
Perfect Fairy Tales


Episode #099:
At the Music Therapist II
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http://www.perfectstars.com/personalphilosophy.php...

Episode #098:
Sketchbook


Episode #097:
Stripey Leaves

The sniff of green leaves and dry leaves, and of the shore, ...

Episode #096:
The Subject Oscar


Episode #095:
The Ghost of Jimmie Rodgers

I give the undertakers permission to haul my body to the gra...

Episode #094:
Hummingbird Dreams

Why should I be wondering how you would look in black velvet...

Episode #093:
Pinking Shears Comics


Episode #092:
Squid Fight!


Episode #091:
The Kindness of Others


Episode #090:
Paper Dolls

Bring where our beauty lies a new modelled doll, or drawing,...

Episode #089:
Poker Night
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The dead man's comrades drew a well-pleased breath... then a...

Episode #088:
Mad Girl's Love Song

Do you remember, my sweet, absent son, how in the soft June ...

Episode #087:
Sugar Sharks


Episode #086:
Muddy Valentine

The twelvemonth and a day being up, the dead began to speak:...

Episode #085:
Summer Job


Episode #084:
Pool Party!


Episode #083:
Oscar is Not Ill


Episode #082:
Prince Charming


Episode #081:
Caterpillar Attack!

When I'm old, tired, melancholy, I'll build a leaf-green mau...

Episode #080:
Typical Teenage Boys


Episode #079:
Portrait: Lucy and Paper Dolls


Episode #078:
Frenchie the Frog


Episode #077:
This One Time in Boston

He might've said 'You were always on my mind...' but this wa...

Episode #076:
Dorm Room Bedtime Story


Episode #075:
At the Music Therapist
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The therapeutic sandbox is a real thing, you know....

Episode #074:
Paula's Tile Comics

Visit tilecomics.com and alessonislearned.com for entertainm...

Episode #073:
Peach Pie On: The Game of Golf

Lowest score wins!...

Episode #072:
Detention

He pulled a diamond from his breakfast...

Episode #071:
A Smack of Jellyfish

The jellyfish of my enemy is my jellyfish....

Episode #070:
Lumberjack


Episode #069:
Crab Rangooners


Episode #068:
Candy-Striped Lucy


Episode #067:
Josephine's Stand
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Every time she sneezes I believe it's love...

Episode #066:
Haircut Unhappiness


Episode #065:
Vyvyan


Episode #064:
Best Friends Forever!


Episode #063:
Snarf Snarf Gobble Gobble


Episode #062:
Portrait: Ballerina


Episode #061:
I Love You Cornelia!


Episode #060:
Super Empowered


Episode #059:
New York Tricks
*


Episode #058:
It Makes Me Feel So Peakish

This updat...

Episode #057:
ALCHEMY

Snowflakes downfloating from the void upon my face, spilth o...

Episode #056:
Perfect SARS


Episode #055:
Your Problem
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Episode #054:
My Mother Was a Shitty Slam Poet


Episode #053:
Oh Henry That Sounds So Boring


Episode #052:
Distended Stomach, Orange Car


Episode #051:
Declarations of Love


Episode #050:
Celebratory Pinup


Episode #049:
Love Is Not Enough
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It's her love that I want, it's her love that I need, it's h...

Episode #048:
Oetzi You're Reanimated!


Episode #047:
Happy Valentine's Oscar


Episode #046:
Hi Mom


Episode #045:
MC Mos' Kind


Episode #044:
Blue Tweed


Episode #043:
Memento Mori


Episode #042:
Long Years Have Passed
*

Episode #041:
Lazuli


Episode #040:
Jane's Musical Tastes


Episode #039:
How Lucy Saved the Day


Episode #038:
Chironex Fleeckeri


Episode #037:
Green Carnations


Episode #036:
She is a Classy Dame


Episode #035:
How Many Eggs, Part III


Episode #034:
How Many Eggs, Part II


Episode #033:
How Many Eggs, Part I


Episode #032:
Ernest & Scott


Episode #031:
It's So Hot


Episode #030:
When We are Not on TV We are on TV


Episode #029:
I Can Feel Nothing but Love
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Episode #028:
Surely You're Joking, Paulasaurus
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Episode #027:
Sylvia the Bent Tree


Episode #026:
My Heart is like Ice Tea


Episode #025:
Octopus


Episode #024:
Black-Heart Swan, Revisited


Episode #023:
Black-Heart Swan


Episode #022:
Pretending to be a T-Bird

On your midnight pallet lying, listen, and undo the door: La...

Episode #021:
You Have Such a Way with Words
*

Episode #020:
Nicole & Lindsay


Episode #019:
Married Life is so Romantic


Episode #018:
Romeo & Juliet


Episode #017:
Scott & Zelda


Episode #016:
I'm Sorry I Have to Go
*

Episode #015:
Playing Outside
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Episode #014:
I Love You
*

Episode #013:
I Think my Arms are Old
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Episode #012:
Oscar Goes on Vacation


Episode #011:
Oscar & Bosie & Jude Law


Episode #010:
Oscar Wilde Comics


Episode #009:
Ooops, I Don't Care


Episode #008:
I'm Not Ready to Sieze the Day


Episode #007:
Hey, Poker Face


Episode #006:
I'm Not Terrified


Episode #005:
The Lone Ranger


Episode #004:
Sunless Tanning


Episode #003:
The Life of the Mind


Episode #002:
It's Not Easy


Episode #001:
Last Waltz